Winter Olympics highlight Vancouver, the asshole of Canada (0)
2/12/10 •
VANCOUVER (UAP) — With the opening ceremonies of the Winter Olympics upon us, the UAP has compiled a list of reasons Vancouver is considered the asshole of Canada.
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World shocked to learn J.D. Salinger was still alive (0)
1/29/10 •
The world awoke to news that author J.D. Salinger, who wrote the novel Catcher in the Rye, a book most well-known for featuring as a plot point in the moderately unsuccessful American film Conspiracy Theory, had died.
U.S. proposes relocating Haiti (0)
1/19/10 •
UAP (Miami) — In a bold move meant to stem centuries of failed interventions, the United States has proposed the relocation of Haiti.
The proposal, to be presented by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to the U.N. General Assembly tomorrow, outlines two possible options.
